Testimonials

Phyllis Diller: "Susan Horowitz has analyzed female comedy and dissected it to the bone!"

Joy Behar: "A must for anyone who wants to crack the mystery of estrogen-induced yuks!"

American Express: “You listen to our concerns. Your methods to handle stressful situations work!”

Stark State College, John David, Faculty President: “Your outstanding keynote speech: ‘Celebrate Learning Diversity’ was highly motivational, educationally sound, and entertaining”

Mount Sinai Hospital: “Entertaining and uplifting!”

Atlantic Cape Community College, Avon L. Chapman, Director,: “You are an energetic, charismatic speaker who demonstrates a high level of preparedness resourcefulness and mastery of the topic.”

Author-Gender & Humor, Dr. Regina Barreca: "a wonderful combination of somebody who puts women's comedy in context, and is a funny, effervescent performer!"

Books

Dr. Sue

NY Times Travel Show 2018 – Dr. Sue

The New York Times Travel Show is packed with dreams of adventure!

You can snap a photo with a costumed Mayan from Guatemala.

Or reserve your plane, ship or plane (with a travel show discount) for a vacation spot where the weather suits your clothes.

Pack a bikini for a tropical resort

… or thermal underwear for the North or South Poles!

 


Don’t forget your walking shoes.  Come climb with me to the top of an ancient Mayan temple/tomb in Belize, Central America!

You can spice up relationships by traveling as a couple, or spend time as a family.

Or (if you’re solo) make new friends and save money on a singles supplement  (SinglesTravelInternational.com).

You can luxuriate in the newly renovated Gran Hotel in Costa Rica (hotelselite.com).

You can find a travel agent (WTH.com),  travel with a professor (travelingprofessor.com) cruise the Caribbean Sea – or C.U. in C.U.B.A.!

You can take Metro North or drive along the Hudson River to Teatown, NY for an Eagle Fest (Teatown.org/EagleFest)!

You can sip and sample your way through the Finger Lakes Wine Country in New York State (FLXWineCountry.com).

You can book World Heritage Tours to Europe, Africa, Asia, the Americas, Middle East (WorldHeritageTours.com).

You can tour Morocco or attend a World Music Festival (visitMorocco.com)!

Or stay right here in the Big Apple by celebrating Caribbean Week in NYC (June 2-8, 2018 – Caribtourism.com)

You can even couch-travel and watch Cable TV Travel show (CreateTV.com/Travel)

Near or far – where ever you are – the New York Times Travel Show will whet your appetite for wanderlust!

Empowering Entertainment!™

 Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D.

Book: “Queens of Comedy”

(interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

SssWitch!” – a Bewitching Musical! www.ssswitch.net

 CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

 Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Performer/Professor Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

 

Snow White & Tummy Troubles Dr. Sue

What do you have in common with Snow White?

Are you pure as snow, wrinkle-free, with flat abs?

Are you tempted by witches?

Snow White’s witch may be “reel” (on film).

But tummy trouble is all too real.  Here are some tips based on my recent experience – and crowd-sourced from my Facebook friends.

If you’re really in pain, or it lingers, or you’re worried, see a medical doctor. I did and got much-needed antibiotics.  You could have a toxic infection, appendicitis or something serious, so get professional help.

If it’s a simple tummy-ache,  here is advice from my Facebook friends, who acted like real friends in my moment of need.  Thanks, guys. Here goes…

  1. Ginger Ale will help.(Gretta M. Heron)
  2. Drink apple cider vinegar works for me. (Jason Rupp)
  3. The best stuff for a messed up stomach? Carrot juice. I swear by it. (Ron McKechnie)
  4. Suck on some hard candy – my recommendation is Werther’s. If you are feeling better, chew some gum. Both will help your stomach prepare to have solid food again.Once you start semi solids, try some ginger chews (Trader Joes). It will help your stomach and digestion. (Laura Levinsky)
  5. Ginger Chews – they work. (Thomas Engstrom)
  6. One can of Coca-Cola will do the trick! Charcoal capsules are also good to absorb all the baddies and eliminate them. Now available in drugstores. But not if you’re taking antibiotics. You don’t want to eliminate the good stuff.(Melba LaRose)
  7. I always have mashed potatoes or baked potatoes as one of my first foods when coming back from a stomach bug.(Audra Hale-Maddox)
  8. Rest up. (Cheryl J. Fish)
  9.  Chamomile tea (Irene Market)
  10. Try Cream of Wheat. It works faster and better. Cola syrup helps too. (Merrilly Noeth)
  11. Lots of Healing Energy and Love (Rob Resnick)

Yes! Besides all the practical tips, I want to thank the many, many more friends who showed love and concern.

I honestly didn’t expect this outpouring of support – and it helped a lot!

Now that’s real/reel romance! Hugs2U Sue

Empowering Entertainment!™

 Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D.

Book: “Queens of Comedy”

(interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

SssWitch!” – a Bewitching Musical! www.ssswitch.net

 CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

 Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Performer/Professor Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

 

Reel Romance & Food Poisoning by Dr. Sue

What do I have in common with movie star Glenn Close? 

We were both poisoned! 

Here’s Glenn, playing Queen Gertrude in Hamlet (Act V) Is she thinking: “The drink, the drink! I am poisoned.” (dies)

Or, like me, “Was is the under-cooked noodles or beef in my take-out soup?”

So here I am, with food-poisoning a few days before Thanksgiving, surviving on nutrition shakes, water, mush, and antibiotics.

The good news is the concern and advice of my friends – on and off Facebook. In case it’s helpful, I’ll share: 

  1.  Charcoal capsules. Some folks don’t/can’t/won’t take antibiotics – this is great cleanser.
  2. Ginger chews: settle the tummy and come in chew-able candy.
  3. Coca Cola? My FB Friend Melba LaRose suggested a can of coke (works for her). Here’s my reply: “The Coca-Cola idea could be good..but last night I watched “Feud” and Joan Crawford peddled Pepsi. How can I be disloyal to Joan? Hollywood was rife with sexism and disloyalty (not like now). I need to follow the good example of our current producers and media stars.
  4. Entertainment/Reel Romance: After I said I would watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade on television, my FB friend offered: “Parade followed by the National Dog Show, followed by a repeat of the parade will cover most of your day…” 

 

Here’s my reply: “After the parade, dog show, and repeat parade, I may shoot myself! That will solve the issue of solid food.” 

Meantime, I’ll keep writing my Reel Romance Blog. 

I invite you to take it as a challenge to connect the “real” world (including food poisoning) to the  “reel” world of movies, romance, fun, and friendship.

 

Here’s a cheerful photo of me from digestible days. 

I’m drinking a  Reel Romance martini (with heart stirrer) that I’m using to toast my comedy “Reel Romance with a Twist!”

I’m on the red carpet of New York New Works Theatre Festival. 

My “reel” cocktail is made of air, and the glass is made of plastic. Is the olive real or as fake as Glenn Close’ braid? Stay tuned.

Let me know if you’d like to include Reel Romance themes at your events. Please follow and like blog. You can put your comments on Facebook.  If I include your comments in my Blog, I’ll keep them anonymous – unless you give permission.

Empowering Entertainment!™

 Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D.

Book: “Queens of Comedy”

(interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

SssWitch!” – a Bewitching Musical! www.ssswitch.net

 CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

 Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Performer/Professor Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

Reel Romance™ Dr. Sue

Reel Romance™: we’re a show, and we’re a brand!

Just like waistlines, we expand!…

 

“Reel Romance™ with a Twist!” 

Romantic Comedy by Susan Horowitz “Dr. Sue”

(Writer/Performer/Producer/Co-Director)

Co-Star/Co-Director: Gorman Ruggiero;

Production Assistant: Kellyrose Marry

Contact Dr. Sue: drsue@drsue.com 

 

 

 

 

New York New Works Theatre Festival logoNew York New Works Theatre Festival  www.nynwtheatrefestival.com 

Duke Theatre 229 W. 42nd Street (Broadway) NYC

 

“Susan’s an inspiring, natural force on stage!  Reel Romance is a fun, interesting depiction of love.” Andrew Monohan, Theatre Writer/Composer

“Wonderful performance! Our family loved it!” President Sherry Su -Xu, Anwil Scholar Inc. Tutoring Center, International

“Your joy and spirit were infectious! How neat to satirize both Titanic and Gone With the Wind. I enjoyed how you worked in Bette Midler’s “The Rose”. – Howard Gross, HOLLYWOOD MENSA

“Your Act was AMAZING!!! I really enjoyed it!” – Alicia Nebblett-Roberts BMCC Alum, Registered Nurse

Reel Romance is funny!” Beth Newbery, Artistic Director InfusionArts

“Your acting was great – body language was excellent!” – Professor Elliot Fink

Reel Romance was a “reel” fun experience with a definite twist! You and your co-actor seemed so natural together.  And you on your own are quite charming.” Delores Morales, Actor-Singer

Reel Romance is very, very entertaining!” Jane Berman,  Manager, New York State Government

 

The Reel Romance™  brand stands for fun, friendship, and love – at any age and stage! 

Like a pitcher needs a catcha, like a batter needs a ball

Reel Romance is comin’ atcha, here’s a list – and that ain’t all!

 

Reel Romance™ & Real Talk with Dr. Sue (Radio/TV)

Reel Romance™ Fashion, Mixology (Cocktails & Mock-Tails), Songs, and Licensing 

Reel Romance™ Events with Entertainment! 

Reel Romance™ is a production of Empowering Entertainment™  by Dr. Sue

Works by Dr. Sue and Empowering Entertainment

Book: Queens of Comedy (interviews w Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller) 

Original Songs:CD  www.CDBaby.com/drsue2 , Radio WOS (Women Of Substance)

Television Appearances: Project Runway, NBC Women in SitComs, Good Day New York, etc.

Children’s Book of the Month Club: Read With Me Series

SssWitch

 A Musical in Development 

www.ssswitch.net

It’s a Cinderella story with a

Switch by a Funny Witch!

(original book, lyrics, music) by Susan Horowitz, Ph.D.

 

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Empowering Entertainment!™

 Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D.

SssWitch – a musical in development

www.ssswitch.net

 CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

 Book: “Queens of Comedy”

(interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Actor/Singer: Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

Facebook: ReelRomanceDrSue

Twitter @drsue6 , Blog, Linked In

copyright 2017 Text and Original Art by Susan Horowitz “Dr. Sue”

Reel Romance™ & Shark Tank™ by Dr. Sue

 

What does Reel Romance™ have in common with Shark Tank™? 

What do Reel Romance and Shark Tank have in common? Both shows are Empowering Entertainment with Mentors. 

Both shows use Social Media: Facebook, Blog, Twitter, Linked In. Both shows use Television and/or Radio.  You’re probably familiar with Shark Tank™ .  

Reel Romance™  has JCT Radio/TV & Multimedia.

Both shows have ongoing personalities who act as mentors. 

Shark Tank™ has the sharks.

Sharks are successful entrepreneurs.

They might help you – but watch out!

They have big appetites and sharp teeth!

 

 

 

Reel Romance has Dr. Sue (Susan Horowitz, Ph.D.):  Author/Interviewer of best-selling book “Queens of Comedy” based on her interviews with comedy legends/entrepreneurs like Lucille Ball, Joan Rivers, etc., Professor/Mentor at City University of New York;  Award-Winning Writer of “Read With Me” Children’s Book of the Month Club Series, and Comedies, like “Reel Romance with a Twist!” – world premiere at the prestigious New York New Works Theatre Festival in the heart of Broadway! 

Reel Romance™ and Shark Tankappeal to people’s basic aspirations: love and money!

How are we different?

Shark Tank™ is a big shark (lots of money, media support, etc.) swimming in a sea of greed. 

Reel Romance™ is a happy olive with a heart toothpick, swimming in a sea of love. (Actually, it’s a Reel Romance cocktail or mock-tail (with or without alcohol).

Are you asking yourself: What’s In It For Me? (We’re all tuned to station WIIFM) Reel Romance™ cocktail comes with a twist! The unexpected answer to your questions!  

Post questions about your relationships (romantic & otherwise) and aspirations.

You’ll get Dr. Sue plus crowd-sourced advice on our Facebook page: ReelRomanceDrSue 

You can post anonymously, for other people, or just include initials.

 As Dr. Sue, I have helped people get scholarships and thousands of dollars by learning to think, write, and speak in terms of their G.O.A.L.S. !  

I also encourage them to make positive, reality-based life-choices.

No mentor comes with guarantees. But we’ll crowd-source opinions from members of our Reel Romance™ community (plus experts).  We’ll do our best to help you help yourself! 

So, as they say on Shark Tank™ , is it a deal? 

Post your questions or comments on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ReelRomanceDrSue

Or: E-mail your questions to DrSue@ReelRomance.com

(message FaceBook page ReelRomanceDrSue to look for your E-mail) 

 

Reel Romance™ web page: www.ReelRomance.com  

(For now, it’s on my main website:  www.drsue.com )

Reel Romance™ – we’re a Blog, a Show, a Brand!

Just like waistlines, we expand!…

(Thanks to JCT Multimedia, Kellyrose Marry (Media Consultant) Justin Woo (Photographer)

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Empowering Entertainment!™

 Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D.

Book: “Queens of Comedy”

(interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

SssWitch!” – a Bewitching Musical! www.ssswitch.net

 CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

 Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Performer/Professor Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/ReelRomanceDrSue

 Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

copyright 2017 Text and Original Art by Susan Horowitz “Dr. Sue”  

Dr. Sue Sings “Teach You In Time” WOS Radio

Women of SubstanceDr.  Sue sings her original song “Teach You In Time” WOS (Women of Substance) Radio

It’s part of WOS Songs for Mothers Series (My Podcast is May 10)

WOS Radio broadcasts Dr. Sue’s other original songs:

“The Heroes of Nine-Eleven” (Courage) “Happy Hanu-Krismas” (Interfaith Holiday) 

“Slow As Honey” (Romantic) 

Here is a link to Dr. Sue singing her original song “Teach You In Time” copyright Susan Horowitz

 

Here is a Link to Dr. Sue talking about her song “Teach You In Time” 

Unsolicited Comment: 

“Fantastic. Your voice and message of your music is so full of nurturing love. It’s like I was hearing the voice of “my  mom” so beautiful and supportive.” Rashida
 

Here is a link to Dr. Sue’s Album “For Heroes and Lovers” https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

This album includes “Teach You In Time” (free download)

– plus romantic and inspirational songs.

As a Teacher/Mentor/Godmother, I celebrate all kinds of families!

Celebrate your own Family – by Birth or Choice!

 

 

 

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“Empowering Entertainment!”

– Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D. 

SssWitch!” – a Bewitching Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Singer: Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

Susan Horowitz: Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) ,

Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

Dr. Sue Sings “Slow As Honey” on WOS Radio

Sue Red Curtain Microphone1WOS (Women of Substance) Radio is featuring my original, romantic song “Slow As Honey”!

It’s part of WOS Valentine Podcast Series.

My date is February, 15, 3pm EST.

I’m very grateful to WOS Radio for offering this wonderful opportunity to songwriters, singers, and fans of high-quality, positive music!

My Podcast Episode #580 – Wed. February 15, 3pm

 

WOS Radio has also featured my other original songs:

“The Heroes of Nine-Eleven” (A Celebration of Courage)

“Happy Hanu-Krismas” (Interfaith Holiday Song)

Here is a link to my CD “For Heroes and Lovers” https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Scroll down to click on “Slow As Honey”

(Photo of Dr. Sue by Glen Charlow, American Popular Song Society)

WOS Love SongsWomen of Substance“Slow As Honey”

Words and Music

by Susan Horowitz

 

copyright 2016

 

Have a loving Valentine’s Day!

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“Empowering Entertainment!”

– Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D. 

SssWitch!” – an Anti-Bullying, Empowering  Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Published Plays: “Judy Maccabee”: a Comedy with a Girl Hero!

“Poe-tic Justice” A Naughty Thriller!

Susan Horowitz: Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) , Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

 

 

 

Dr. Sue’s Romantic Comedy “Titanic-Panic”

 

titanic-gorman-sueManhattan Repertory Theatre presents

“TITANIC-PANIC: Move Over Baby!”

A Romantic Comedy by Susan “Dr. Sue” Horowitz

Co-Starring: Susan Horowitz and Gorman John Ruggiero

Audience Comments: 

“Your show was very impressive! You are terrific! I see it as a television series” (Pat McGuinn, Agent/Producer)

“Absolutely engrossing! It felt like a real relationship – so natural I forgot they were acting.” (Andreas Quioga, Filmmaker)

“Wonderful! This has such promise! I can see them really falling in love and the audience going nuts! You were adorable!”  (Bobbie Horowitz, Producer/Writer NYC/London)

“It was so touching…I cried.” (Carolina Parker, Student BMCC/CUNY)

“My main influences are Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, and Goldie Hawn.  I interviewed Ball and Burnett for my book Queens of Comedy. Lucy told me the secret of the success of I Love Lucy is the audience loved the comedy and the Lucy-Ricky romance; Carol played comedy spoofs of romantic movies; and I’ve often been told I remind people of Goldie Hawn.” – Susan Horowitz (Award-Winning Writer/Performer)

short-play-project-series-1-posterManhattan Repertory Theatre

Presents:

“TITANIC-PANIC: Move Over Baby!”

17-19 West 45th Street Suite 301 NYC 10036 

(left of Turkish restaurant, Push Code #109, then lower button with bell icon)

Reserve: http://manhattanrep.com/short-play-project-dec-2016/

Price: $20 – for a full evening of entertainment in the center of Manhattan!

Please contact Dr. Sue for Bookings as Speaker or Entertainer.

Enjoy her Book “Queens of Comedy” and CD “For Heroes and Lovers”

 

 

 

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“Empowering Entertainment!”

– Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D. 

SssWitch!” – an Anti-Bullying, Empowering  Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Published Plays: “Judy Maccabee”: a Comedy with a Girl Hero!

“Poe-tic Justice” A Naughty Thriller!

Susan Horowitz: Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) , Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

Dr. Sue Sings Funny, Diversity Election Song!

Dr. Sue Horowitz sings her original, funny diversity song “Life Is Just a Bowl of Gravy” A Turkey meets a Pilgrim who invites her for dinner!

Please Like, Share & Subscribe to my YouTube Channel! Scroll Down for Lyric.

 

LIFE IS JUST A BOWL OF GRAVY ©Susan Horowitz
This is a tale of a turkey bird who went to a turkey trot
When anyone asked her “Will you dance?” She answered “I will not.
I’ll only dance with a gentleman who makes our country great
If he’s got money, I’ll call him my honey, and he will be my date.”
Life is just a bowl of gravy – it’s saucy and surprising – and very appetizing!

Suddenly somebody stepped on in who came from Pilgrim stock
He said, “I’ll be candid, I have just landed nearby on Plymouth Rock
I got money and power, I sail the Mayflower and you look mighty fine
Please do not stall, be my butterball, and come with me to dine.”
Life is just a bowl of gravy – it’s saucy and surprising – and very appetizing!

They went to a fabulous restaurant, she was his dinner date
When they got there, the table was bare except for an empty plate
The rest of the story is terribly gory – a pilgrim’s fairy tale
You may not get here by the Mayflower dear,
But we’re in the same boat – so protest and vote
And dance at our own turkey ball!
Life is just a bowl of gravy – it’s saucy and surprising – and very appetizing!

Hope you enjoy my song! Please contact me for Bookings as Speaker or Entertainer – Enjoy my Book “Queens of Comedy” and CD “For Heroes and Lovers”

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“My Mission is Empowering Art, Education & Positive Living!”

– Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D. 

SssWitch!” – an Anti-Bullying, Empowering  Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Published Plays: “Judy Maccabee”: a Comedy with a Girl Hero!

“Poe-tic Justice” A Naughty Thriller!

Susan Horowitz: Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) , Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

Dr. Sue Sings Funny Song “My Significant Other Is Plants!”

significantDr. Sue Sings her Original Funny Song:

“My Significant Other Is Plants!”

Hope you enjoy my song! Please contact me for Bookings as Motivational Speaker or Entertainer – Enjoy my Book “Queens of Comedy” and CD “For Heroes and Lovers”

My Significant Other is Plants    Words and Music by Susan Horowitz

Now I hate to complain, but I’m feeling depressed

Though I meet loads of guys who are very well-dressed

My cabaret lifestyle is gay, but there’s one little thing I must say…

 

My significant other is plants

Certainly not anyone in pants

I’m annoyed ‘cause my life is devoid of romance

My significant other is plants.

 

I’m surrounded by men who are loaded with class

Their shirts match their ties and a fabulous ass – oops! I mean glasses

I think I am catching their eye

They look past at a good-looking guy…

 

My significant other is plants

Certainly not anyone in pants

It’s not dogs, it’s not cats, it’s not goldfish or ants

My significant other is plants.

 

A handsome producer –at last we’re alone

I’m on my bed; he’s on my phone

I think he is feeling the heat, though he never suggests that we meet…

 

My significant other is plants

Certainly not anyone in pants

Potatoes and carrots don’t do dirty dancing

I’m stuck on the vegetable aisle of romancing

It sure ain’t my druthers, these guys act like brothers

My significant other is plants!

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“My Mission is Empowering Art, Education & Positive Living!”

– Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D. 

SssWitch!” – an Anti-Bullying, Empowering  Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Published Plays: “Judy Maccabee”: a Comedy with a Girl Hero!

“Poe-tic Justice” A Naughty Thriller!

Susan Horowitz: Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) , Linked In, Twitter @drsue6