Testimonials

Phyllis Diller: "Susan Horowitz has analyzed female comedy and dissected it to the bone!"

Joy Behar: "A must for anyone who wants to crack the mystery of estrogen-induced yuks!"

American Express: “You listen to our concerns. Your methods to handle stressful situations work!”

Stark State College, John David, Faculty President: “Your outstanding keynote speech: ‘Celebrate Learning Diversity’ was highly motivational, educationally sound, and entertaining”

Mount Sinai Hospital: “Entertaining and uplifting!”

Atlantic Cape Community College, Avon L. Chapman, Director,: “You are an energetic, charismatic speaker who demonstrates a high level of preparedness resourcefulness and mastery of the topic.”

Author-Gender & Humor, Dr. Regina Barreca: "a wonderful combination of somebody who puts women's comedy in context, and is a funny, effervescent performer!"

Books

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“Reel Romance with a Twist!” by Dr. Sue

Reel Romance with a Twist!

A Romantic Comedy & Songs by Dr. Sue (Writer/Performer)

New York New Works Theatre Festival logoNew York New Works Theatre Festival 

www.nynwtheatrefestival.com  – Buy tickets On-Line

Duke Theatre 229 West 42nd Street (Broadway) NYC

(5 Shows/Evening) Buy Tickets at Box Office  6:45 pm. 

Wednesday, October 4th, 7 pm

“Reel Romance is funny!” Beth Newbery, InfusionArts

Contact Dr. Sue for Details drsue@drsue.com 

Other NYNW Shows October 3- 21, 2017, Finals (Nov  6) 7pm

 

“SssWitch!: A Bewitching Musical”

 A Fun, Family, Anti-Bullying Show 

www.ssswitch.net

It’s a Cinderella story with a 

Switch by a Funny Witch!

(original book, lyrics, music) by Susan Horowitz, Ph.D.   

 

(Tech Advisor for Reel Romance: Kim Marie Jones Linkedin.com/Kim Marie Jones)   

 

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“Empowering Entertainment!”

 Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D.

 SssWitch!” – a Bewitching Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy”

(interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett,

Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Dr. Sue is an award-winning Writer/Singer: Books, Plays, Musicals, Screenplays, Poetry, and Songs.  

Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) , Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

copyright 2017 Text and Original Art by Susan Horowitz “Dr. Sue”  

Dr. Sue Sings Funny, Diversity Election Song!

Dr. Sue Horowitz sings her original, funny diversity song “Life Is Just a Bowl of Gravy” A Turkey meets a Pilgrim who invites her for dinner!

Please Like, Share & Subscribe to my YouTube Channel! Scroll Down for Lyric.

 

LIFE IS JUST A BOWL OF GRAVY ©Susan Horowitz
This is a tale of a turkey bird who went to a turkey trot
When anyone asked her “Will you dance?” She answered “I will not.
I’ll only dance with a gentleman who makes our country great
If he’s got money, I’ll call him my honey, and he will be my date.”
Life is just a bowl of gravy – it’s saucy and surprising – and very appetizing!

Suddenly somebody stepped on in who came from Pilgrim stock
He said, “I’ll be candid, I have just landed nearby on Plymouth Rock
I got money and power, I sail the Mayflower and you look mighty fine
Please do not stall, be my butterball, and come with me to dine.”
Life is just a bowl of gravy – it’s saucy and surprising – and very appetizing!

They went to a fabulous restaurant, she was his dinner date
When they got there, the table was bare except for an empty plate
The rest of the story is terribly gory – a pilgrim’s fairy tale
You may not get here by the Mayflower dear,
But we’re in the same boat – so protest and vote
And dance at our own turkey ball!
Life is just a bowl of gravy – it’s saucy and surprising – and very appetizing!

Hope you enjoy my song! Please contact me for Bookings as Speaker or Entertainer – Enjoy my Book “Queens of Comedy” and CD “For Heroes and Lovers”

Dr. Sue Horowitz

Dr. Sue Horowitz

“My Mission is Empowering Art, Education & Positive Living!”

– Susan (“Dr. Sue”) Horowitz, Ph.D. 

SssWitch!” – an Anti-Bullying, Empowering  Musical! www.ssswitch.net

CD: “For Heroes and Lovers”: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/drsue2

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Published Plays: “Judy Maccabee”: a Comedy with a Girl Hero!

“Poe-tic Justice” A Naughty Thriller!

Susan Horowitz: Facebook (Susan.Horowitz1) , Linked In, Twitter @drsue6

Dr. Sue Sings Funny Thanksgiving Song!

Pumpkin SueHope you enjoy Me and My Pumpkin.

One of us weighs over 600 pounds.

(It’s a plus-sized version of “Me and My Shadow”)

Click below for my original Thanksgiving song –

“The Turkey Trot”

It’s an a mash-up of Thanksgiving, Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood.

A turkey attends a ball hoping to meet a prince with buckles on his shoes.

She meets a pilgrim who invites her on a dinner date….

Moral: be careful about making romantic choices based on shoes.

Dr. Sue’s mission is to create empowering entertainment!

Sue MimosaBlog by Susan “Dr. Sue” Horowitz,Ph.D.  www.drsue.com 

CD “Keys of Love”  www.cdbaby.com/drsue

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

“Sss…Witch!” – a Magical Musical! http://drsue.com/?page_id=7325

Join Dr. Sue (Susan Horowitz) on Facebook, Linked In, and Twitter!

Travel/Entertainment: Posifest, Orlando Florida

Posi-U with Dr. Sue

What can I share from PosiFest – conference on Positive Music in the Florida Sunshine?

“Wish you were here” doesn’t really help.

As my readers know, I am a Writer/Performer/Professor who believes in the value of positive humor – learning with laughter and song.

Here are a few ideas for a University dedicated to Positive Thinking.

I would call it “Posi-U”!

What is Posi-U?

Posi-U means a Positive You!  Tips to help you lead a happy, successful life!

Posi-U means a Positive University!  Educate the mind for positive living!

Posi-Umor means Positive Humor – funny but not hurtful!

Topic: Dog Funnies

  • My building has so many small dogs – I lost my earmuff in the elevator and someone took it for a walk!
  • Personally, I don’t have time to walk a dog – and it’s cold in the winter.  When I go for walks,. I’ll wear my dog on my head as a fur hat! I know what you’re thinking…the dog should wear a diaper! “Dog Hat Diapers”  now there’s a fashion challenge for Project Runway!
  • Project Runway designers get points for clothes and make up.  What about the audience?  I want to win by submitting photos of my Dog Hat – plus bonus points for using its tail as a cosmetics brush!

Laughter is the Best Medicine!  Boost Your He-He-Health!

Enjoy my Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

Email your own Posi-Umor Funnies to our Contest! (Use Contact form on Blog. Write Posi-Umor in Subject Field.) Winners are published on the Posi-U blog!  If you like, we’ll link to you!

(Editor/Photographer: Jay Berman)

Sue MimosaBlog by Susan “Dr. Sue” Horowitz,Ph.D.  www.drsue.com 

CD “Keys of Love”  www.cdbaby.com/drsue

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367

 

Entertainment: Psycho Motel Gets Makeover!

Psycho MotelI just got an Emil from “HOTEL HELL” a reality show who wants to help desperate HOTEL, MOTEL, OR B&B owners turn their business fortunes around.  HOTEL HELL offers to send a team of experts to “troubleshoot problems…and get you back on the road to success.”  The E-mail tells me to “Contact us NOW!”

As I read the E-mail, I think about all the desperate people who act out their inner yearnings during Halloween season. My thoughts drift to Norman Bates, the shy, yet homicidal motel owner in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie “Psycho.” I wonder if HOTEL HELL can help him. So I write my own E-mail in Norman’s name.

“Dear Hotel Hell,

Thanks for your offer.  I am the owner of the Bates Motel (actually a co-owner, with Mother) I need all the help I can get, what with dirty bathrooms and nosy detectives. I’d also love to make a killing on reality TV!   I went down to the cellar and asked Mother’s permission. She said, “Take a stab at it!  In life you have to take what comes. You have sunshine, and you have showers.”   Based on her advice, I decided to write.

Mother and I are having a lot of trouble running our motel. Actually, I’m the one who runs it. She is elderly and ill, and mostly stays in our house next door. I’m a very shy person. I have a hard time making friends. Usually the only people I talk to are the people who check into the motel. I can’t really make friends with our motel guests because they only stay for one night. Besides, Mother is jealous of everyone who checks in. I guess she wants me all to herself. I need help fixing up the motel – especially the showers which are wearing out because I have to clean them so often. Please come to to troubleshoot (if I don’t trouble-stab first – ha ha! just a little joke 🙂 ) And be kind. As I mentioned, I’m shy.

Sincerely, Norman (you can call me Norma) Bates”

Within minutes, I get an E-mail from the team at Hotel Hell

“Thank you very much for your email. Our casting team will review.

In the meantime if you are an owner – please log on to  our website for the application.”

Happiness/Success Habits:

  • Never feel like you’re dumb or crazy – there’s always someone dumber and crazier – and they make big money on Reality TV

(Editor: Jay Berman)

Blog by Susan “Dr. Sue” Horowitz,Ph.D. www.drsue.com

CD “Keys of Love” www.cdbaby.com/drsue

Book: “Queens of Comedy” (interviews with Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, etc.) http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/219367